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The Driver's Licence

A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date. "Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?"
"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replied. "It's not polite."
"OK", the little girl says, "How much do! You weigh?" "Now really," the mother says, "those are personal questions and are really none of your business." Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?" "That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!"
The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. "My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says to her friend.
"Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It is like a report card, it has everything on it." Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you …

Whats Matter Honey...?

A wife awoke early one morning to the sounds of her husband angrily banging around pots and pans in the kitchens. When she goes downstairs, she sees that he is looking for something to eat but, more importantly, is very upset about something. "What's the problem, darling? Didn't your program work?" "It worked. I wrote that code until the wee hours of the morning, and it worked!" "Then what's the matter? Were there a lot of bugs in it?" "I took special pains to eliminate the bugs. It worked, and it worked perfectly!" "So what's wrong?" "I was so tired when I finished, I decided to take a little nap, just for a few minutes." "Did you not sleep well? Did you have a nightmare?" the concerned wife inquired. "No, I slept perfectly well ... with my head on the backspace key."

The Richest Man In The Valley

A rich landowner named Carl often rode around his vast estate so he could congratulate himself on his great wealth. One day while riding around his estate on his favourite horse, he saw Hans, an old tenant farmer. Hans was sitting under a tree when Carl rode by. Hans said, 'I was just thanking God for my food.'
Carl protested, 'If that is all I had to eat, I wouldn't feel like giving thanks.'
Hans replied, 'God has given me everything I need, and I am thankful for it.' The old farmer added, 'It is strange you should come by today because I had a dream last night. In my dream a voice told me, 'The richest man in the valley will die tonight.' I don't know what it means, but I thought I ought to tell you.' Carl snorted, 'Dreams are nonsense,' and galloped away, but he could not forget Hans' words: 'The richest man in the valley will die tonight.' He was obviously the richest man in the valley, so he invited his do…

MAN WITH NO ARMS

A man lost one of his arms in an accident. He became very depressed because he had loved to play guitar and a lot of things that took two arms. One day he could not stand it anymore. He decided to commit suicide. He got on an elevator and went to the top of a tall building to jump off. He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw this man on the sidewalk below skipping along whistling and kicking up his heels. He looked closer and noticed this man didn't have any arms at all. He started thinking, what am I doing up here feeling sorry for myself, I still have one good arm to do things with. There goes a man with no arms skipping down the sidewalk happy and going on with his life. He hurried down and caught the man with no arms. He told him how glad he was to see him because he had lost one of his arms and felt ugly, useless and was going to kill himself. He thanked him again for saving his life and he now knew he could make it with one arm if that guy could do it with no arms.…

Some Jokes

Girl:- I LOVE U. Boy:- Me Too. Girl:- How Much? Boy:- As much As U do. Girl:- “YOU CHEATER!” I thought u really LOVE me. Sir: Wo Teen Words Batao Jo Subse Jyada Bole Jate Hain ? STUDENT: Mujhe Nahi Pata…. Sir: Shaabash Beta, Baith Jao..! Mom: Kyu rote ho Son: Dad NE mujhe Kissi nahi di Mom: Tumne unko Table Nahi sunaya hoga Son: bazU wali aunty ko Kaunse tables aata hai Dali NE dali par nazar dali, Kisi NE is par dali, Kisi NE uspar dali, Hum NE jis par nazar dali, Uske baap NE uski Shaadi kahin aur kar dali

The Monkey with The Wooden Apples

There once was a happy monkey wandering the jungle, eating delicious fruit when hungry, and resting when tired. One day he came upon a house, where he saw a bowl of the most beautiful apples. He took one in each hand and ran back into the forest. He sniffed the apples and smelled nothing. He tried to eat them, but hurt his teeth. They were made of wood, but they were beautiful, and when the other monkeys saw them, he held onto them even tighter. He admired his new possessions proudly as he wandered the jungle. They glistened red in the sun, and seemed perfect to him. He became so attached to them, that he didn't even notice his hunger at first. A fruit tree reminded him, but he felt the apples in his hands. He couldn't bear to set them down to reach for the fruit. In fact, he couldn't relax, either, if he was to defend his apples. A proud, but less happy monkey continued to walk along the forest trails. The apples became heavier, and the poor little monkey thought about le…

It's Appraisal Time !

On a dark and foggy night, a small figure lay huddled on the railway tracks leading to the station. At once I was held back to see someone in that position during midnight with no one around. With curiosity taking the front seat, I went near the body and tried to investigate it. There was blood all over the body which was lying face down. It seemed that a ruthless blow by the last train could have caused the end of this body which seemed to be that of a guy of around my age. Amidst the gory blood flow, I could see a folded white envelope which was fluttering in the midnight wind. Carefully I took the blood stained envelope and was surprised to see the phrase "appraisal letter" on it. With curiosity rising every moment, I wasted no time in opening the envelope to see if I can find some details about the dead guy. The tag around the body's neck and the jazzy appraisal cover gave me the hint that he might be a software engineer. I opened the envelope to find a shining paper…

The Split Milk

This is a story about a famous research scientist who had made several very important medical breakthroughs. He was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter who asked him why he thought he was able to be so much more creative than the average person. What set him so far apart from others? He responded that, in his opinion, it all came from an experience with his mother that occurred when he was about two years old. He had been trying to remove a bottle of milk from the refrigerator when he lost his grip on the slippery bottle and it fell, spilling its contents all over the kitchen floor—a veritable sea of milk! When his mother came into the kitchen, instead of yelling at him, giving him a lecture, or punishing him, she said, "Robert, what a great and wonderful mess you have made! I have rarely seen such a huge puddle of milk. Well, the damage has already been done. Would you like to get down and play in the milk for a few minutes before we clean it up?" Indeed, he did. Afte…

What an Awesome Reply

It was a hot meeting at the office conference hall. All the people from the department had been called. The VP was looking much tensed. The mood was so bad. My friend asked me -"Hey, what is this meeting all about? I told - May be they will decide on when to have the next meeting. People around smiled at each other. Then the VP started talking. It was about the recent attrition rate that was so high. Around 10 people had put in their papers. All experienced guys. It was quarter end and so work was huge. If we do not complete the work on time, we need to be paying heavy penalty said the VP. The VP turned to the manager and told "Hey - take how much ever resources you want. Recruit or take them from other departments. But complete the work in another 25 days. Take people and complete it man. To this the sweet manager replied "Sir! Give me one wife and nine months and I shall show you results. Don't give me nine wives and one month. I cannot do anything." Everyone…

I knew you would come

There were two childhood buddies who went through school and college and even joined the army together. War broke out and they were fighting in the same unit. One night they were ambushed. Bullets were flying all over and out of the darkness came a voice, "Harry, please come and help me." Harry immediately recognized the voice of his childhood buddy, Bill. He asked the captain if he could go. The captain said, "No, I can't let you go, I am already short-handed and I cannot afford to lose one more person. Besides, the way Bill sounds he is not going to make it." Harry kept quiet. Again the voice came, "Harry, please come and help me." Harry sat quietly because the captain had refused earlier. Again and again the voice came. Harry couldn't contain himself any longer and told the captain, "Captain, this is my childhood buddy. I have to go and help." The captain reluctantly let him go. Harry crawled through the darkness and dragged Bill back…

Santa in Intensive care unit

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A man was brought in to the hospital intensive care unit ward, put in a bed tubes coming out everywhere. A week later, another man was admitted, in a similar condition. Both lay there, machines pinging, tubes poking etc. a couple more weeks before one of them had the strength to raise his hand and point to himself and say, "Bengali." The other patient signalled he had heard, raised his own hand, and said, "Punjabi." This act tired them out so badly it was a week before the first summoned up the strength to say, "Calcutta." Other replied in a weedy frail voice, "Ludhiana." Once more, the strain was too much for them both and they passed out. Days passed before the first patient managed to again point to himself and say, "Asit." Replied the other, "Santa." A few hours later, Asit managed to point to himself again and rasp out weakly, "Cancer." Santa responded, "Sagitt…

Logistics and Organization

After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization", a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it. Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?" Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!" Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an "A" for the exam. " Professor: "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?" Student: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?" Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed. Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question. He immediately answers: "Sir, you are 63 years o…

Heaven

A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and began calling greetings to her "Hello - How are you! We've been waiting for you! Good to see you." When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him, "This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?" "You have to spell a word," Saint Peter told her. "Which word?" the woman asked. "Love." The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven. About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day. While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived. "I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?" "Oh, I've be…

Flower Says

When daylight turns to a darkened hue, The lovely stars hinting at you, Ur heart beat tells you something true, That some 1 badly missing you!! I would write on all the bricks “I miss you” And hope that 1 falls on your head So you know how it hurts To miss someone special like you Flower says:touch me not Message says:Erase me not Time says:Waste me not And I says............ Forget me NoT A word to say, a word to hear Even in Ur absence I feel U near Our relation is strong..hope it goes long We will remain the same till the life goes on! I MISS U… Tumhae paana chahu, Tumae khoya hua paavu; Tumhae paas chahu, Magar dhoor jaathae paavu. MISS U SO MUCH.....

The donkey

A village potter used to make pots and planters. He would go to a near by town to sell his wares. He had a donkey on whose back he would load the pots etc. Diwali was fast approaching, so the potter decided to make some statues of Lord Ganesha and Goddess Lakshmi, to sell in town. He made some beautiful statues and painted them in bright colours. He then loaded them on to the back of his donkey and set off towards the city. On the way, he crossed many people. They would invariably fold their hands and bow to the statues of Ganesha and Lakshmi. By the time they reached the city, many people had bowed their heads before the deities. They reached the exhibition ground where the artisans could exhibit their things. Soon the potter was able to sell his statues for a good sum. He was pleased indeed! The potter took his donkey by the muzzle and set off on the road leading back to the village. Every time they would cross anyone, the donkey would stop and preen himself prettily as if he were a…

Handsome American

A crazy Desi was running amuck in central business area of Banglore. He saw one American guy. He approached him and said, "You are Japanese." The American said, "No, I am American." Crazy Desi goes again raising his voice, "No you are Japanese." The polite American said, "No, No, I am American sir" Crazy Desi says in yelling voice, "You are Japanese." The scared American replies in conformance, "Yes, I am Japanese." The Cooled down Desi goes, "Perhaps, but you look like damn American OK."

Who Inkar Karte Hain Ikrar ke liye

AB IS INTZAAR KI AADAT SI HO GAYI HAI. KHAMOSHI IK MOHLAT SI HO GAYI HAI. NA SHIKWA NA SHIKAYAT KARNE KI JAROORAT. KYUNKI AB IS TANHAI SE MOHOBBAT SI HO GAYI HAI.... Who inkar karte hain ikrar ke liye, Nafrat bhi karte hain to pyar ke liye, Ulti chaal chalte hain yeh ishqwale, Ankhein band karte hain didar ke liye JO REHTE HAI DIL ME JUDA NAHI HOTE, KUCH EHSAAS LAFSO SE BAAYAN NAHI HOTI, YEH HASRAT HAI DIL MEIN MANAYE UNKO KABHI, EK WOH HAI KI KABHI KHAFA NAHI HOTI… Tere Dar pe sanam hazar bar ayengay... Tere Dar pe sanam hazar bar ayengay Ganti bajayengay aur bag jayengay

Life May Be Hard

I pray you lay in rest, And may tomorrow bring you Much love and happiness. Do not think of me… I m in ur eyes, in ur heart Good Night Art of living: First of all,don't make friends. If made,don't go close to them. If gone,don't like them. If liked,then plz.. Don't leave them. Good Night, sweet dreams… Life May Be Hard Not Always Fun When Night Brings Dark Morning Brings Sun When Life Seems Tough & Nobody Seems To Care Dil Se Yaad Krna I’ll Be Always There Good Night Phoolon ki wadi me Chaand ki chandni me Raat k saye me Aap is tarha soye’n K Aapki aankhon me Jo b khwab aaye Apki aankh khulnay Sey pehley Wo tabeer hojae Gud night Greet u a sweet night Just go outside Or See through your window How pleasant scene it is Just look at moon & Stars, Feel the cool wind They all are here to Greet u a sweet night

The Photographer and the Pilot

The photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great bush fire. Smoke at the scene was too thick to get any good shots, so he frantically called his office to hire a plane "It will be waiting for you at the airport!" he was assured by his editor. As soon as he got to the small, rural airport, sure enough, a plane was warming up near the runway. He jumped in with his equipment and yelled, "Let’s go! Let’s go!" The pilot swung the plane into the wind and soon they were in the air. "Fly over the north side of the fire," said the photographer, "and make three or four low level passes." "Why?" asked the pilot. "Because I’m going to take pictures! I’m a photographer, and photographers take pictures!" said the photographer with great exasperation and impatience. After a long pause the pilot said, "You mean you’re not the instructor?"

AGRICULTURAL REP

A cocky Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm and talked with the old farmer; "I need to inspect your farm." The old farmer said: "OK, but you better not go in that field." In a wise-arse tone the Ag. Representative said, "I have the authority of the U. S. Government with me. See this card..?" He stuck a plastic-coated card in the farmer's face. "This card says I can go wherever I want to on agricultural land." The old farmer shrugged and went about his farm chores. Later, he heard loud screams and saw the Department of Agriculture rep running for the fence. Close behind was the farmer's prize bull, Geronimo. Geronimo was madder than a nest full of hornets and he was gaining on the Ag Rep with every angry snort. The farmer shouted, "Show him your card!"

Santa Banta new jokes

Santa: I tried ur number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!" Banta: Nooo, it's my HELLO TUNE! ********** Daku Mangal Singh Banta ke ghar mein ghusa aur bola: Sona kahan hai, jaldi bataao Banta: Pura ghar khali hai malko, jithe marzi so jao! ********** Santa to Jeeto: Kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul Gobar jaisa swad hai. Jeeto, maatha peet te hue: Hey bhagwan! Na jane inhone kya-kya kha ke dekha hua hai. ********** A crow shits on a Banta. Preeto gives tissue paper to him. Banta: Koi phayda nahin, kauwa toh ud gaya! ********** Banta: Jab main paida hua tha to military walon ne 21 topein chalayeen thi. Santa: Kamaal hai ! Sab ka nishana chook gaya ? ********** Santa meets his old friend. Santa: A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B. Friend: Oye, iska matlab? Santa: Kuch nahin yaar, I mean long time no C. ********** Santa: Drinking n driving dono nalo naal nai ho sakde. Banta: Y? Santa: Je speed breaker aa gaya taa peg dul jau. ********** Phone k…

In 24 Hours Average Human

1) HEART beats 1,03,689 times. 2) LUNGS respire 23,045 times. 3) BLOOD flows 16,80,000 miles. 4) NAILS grow 0.00007 inches 5) HAIR grows 0.01715 inches 6) Take 2.9 pounds WATER (including all liquids) 7) Take of 3.25 pounds FOOD. 8) Breathe 438 cubic feet AIR. 9) Lose 85.60, BODY TEMPERATURE. 10) Produce 1.43 pints SWEAT. 11) Speak 4,800 WORDS. 12) During SLEEP move 25.4 times.

Cheating

Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over and confided to the bartender, "I'm so pissed off!" "Oh yeah? What happened?" asked the bartender politely. "See, I met this beautiful woman who invited me back to her home. We stripped off our clothes and jumped into bed and we were just about to make love when her damned husband came in the front door. So I had to jump out of the bedroom window and hang from the ledge by my fingernails!" "Gee, that's tough," commiserated the bartender. "Right, but that's not what really got me," the customer went on. "When her husband came into the room he said 'Hey great! You're naked already! Let me just take a leak.' And damned if the lazy son of a bitch didn't piss out the window right onto my head?" "Yeech!" the bartender shook his head. "No wonder you're in a lousy mood." "Yeah, but I haven't told you what really…

U.S.A IN THE YEAR 1907

THE YEAR 1907-WHAT A DIFFERNCE CENTURY MAKES AND THIS WILL SURELY BOGGLE YOUR MIND.HERE ARE SOME STATISTICS OF UNITED STATES OF AMERICA ONE HUNDRED YEARS AGO. * The average expectancy of LIFE in the U.S A. was 47 years old. * Only 14 percent of the homes in the U.S. had BATHTUB. * Only 8 percent of the homes had telephone. * A three minute call from Denver to New York city cost $11 per minute. * There was only 8,000 in the U.S and only 144 miles of PAVED ROADS. * The maximum speed was 10 miles per hour in most cities. * With a population of 1.4 million people,CALIFORNIA was 21st most populous state. * The average WAGE of a worker was 22 cents per hour and annual income was between $200 and $400.Accountant's income was about $2000. per year and DENTIST's income was around $2500. per year. * A VETERINARIAN's income was $1500 per year and machanical engineer's income was $5,000. per year. * More than 95 percent of all BIRTHS in the U.S took place at HOME. * NINETY PERCENT…

JOKES

Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way 2 marry ur daughter! ************ A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible? Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER.... wherever u go out network follows ************ Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs beutifl, smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...! ************ Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents. ************ A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup." ************ A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!! ************ What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And…

THE SEVEN DANGEROUS ACTS

DON'T ACT THE 7 ACTIONS BELOW AFTER YOU HAVE A MEAL Don't smoke- Experiment from experts proves that smoking a cigarette after meal is comparable to smoking 10 cigarettes (chances of cancer is higher). Don't eat fruits immediately - Immediately eating fruits after meals will cause stomach to be bloated with air. Therefore take fruit 1-2 hr after meal or 1hr before meal. Don't drink tea - Because tea leaves contain a high content of acid. This substance will cause the Protein content in the food we consume to be hardened thus difficult to digest. Don't loosen your belt - Loosening the belt after a meal will easily cause the intestine to be twisted & blocked. Don't bathe - Bathing will cause the increase of blood flow to the hands, legs & body thus the amount of blood around the stomach will therefore decrease. This will weaken the digestive system in our stomach. Don't walk about - People always say that after a meal walk a hundred steps and you will…

Extra Marital Affairs

The 1st Affair: A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" his wife demanded. "I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon." "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!" The 2nd Affair: A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen. He told his wife, "There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two be…

Some Interesting Facts About Internet

Myspace Facts MySpace was founded by former Friendster members Chris Dewolfe and Tom Anderson in 2003. They saw opportunity to beat Friendster with more options and less restrictions for social network users. MySpace was purchased in 2005 for $580 million by Rupert Murdoch creator of a media empire that includes 20th Century Fox and the Fox television stations. MySpace has more than 40 billion page views a month. Google paid $900 million to be MySpace's search provider. MySpace runs on Microsoft .NET Framework, operating under Windows 2003 server and applications written in C# for ASP.NET. ****** History of Amazon.com Jeff Bezon coined the term Amazon.com from the earlier name Cadabra.com. It was the excellent way to present large volume online bookstore. But did he have hidden intentions? It is hard to believe but in the early Internet days, when Yahoo was dominant search engine, results on one page were listed alphabetically. Amazon would always appear above its competition for …

Confidence & Self Esteem

Confidence and Self-Esteem were best friends. They went everywhere together. If Confidence bought a new dress, Self-Esteem bought one just like it. They were very close. One day a new kid came to their school. His name was Peer Pressure. He had a friend called Hateful Words. They decided to give Confidence a hard time. They constantly teased her. They forced her to do terrible things. It was so terrible that Confidence lost Self-Esteem. When Self-Esteem wanted to start some classes, Confidence said they wouldn't be any good. Then one day, Peer Pressure introduced Confidence to Doubt. He wanted to ruin Confidence, but Peer Pressure said he couldn't yet. Self Esteem couldn't understand what was wrong with Confidence. Confidence now hung around with Depression, Low Self-Esteem, and Overeating. These girls were friends of Peer Pressure. Self-Esteem no longer had any friends. She no longer felt good about herself. She went to see her Imaam. Imaam Good Words told her how to talk…

10 facts about dreams

10. Blind People Dream People who become blind after birth can see images in their dreams. People who are born blind do not see any images, but have dreams equally vivid involving their other senses of sound, smell, touch and emotion. It is hard for a seeing person to imagine, but the body’s need for sleep is so strong that it is able to handle virtually all physical situations to make it happen. 9. You Forget 90% of your Dreams Within 5 minutes of waking, half of your dream if forgotten. Within 10, 90% is gone. The famous poet, Samuel Taylor Coleridge, woke one morning having had a fantastic dream (likely opium induced) - he put pen to paper and began to describe his “vision in a dream” in what has become one of English’s most famous poems: Kubla Khan. Part way through (54 lines in fact) he was interrupted by a “Person from Porlock“. Coleridge returned to his poem but could not remember the rest of his dream. The poem was never completed. 8. Everybody Dreams Every human being dreams …

Hard & Fast Reply....

A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea-captain. 'What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the starboard?' 'Throw out an anchor, sir.' 'What would you do if another storm sprang up aft?' 'Throw out another anchor, sir.' 'And if another terrific storm sprang up forward, what would you do?' 'Throw out another anchor.' 'Hold on,' said the Captain, 'where are you getting all your anchors from?' 'From the same place you're getting your storms, sir.' **********

LITTLE JOHNNY: A DROP IN THE BUCKET

One day, Little Johnny's grandmother sent him to the water Hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and ran back to grandma's house as fast as he could. "Where's my bucket and my water?" She asked. "I can't get any water from that water hole, there's a mean ol' alligator down there!" "Now don't you mind that ol' alligator, Johnny. He's been there for years, And he's never hurt no one. Why, he's probably as scared of you as you are of him!" "Well, Grandma," replied Johnny, "if he's as scared of me as I am of him, then that water ain't fit to drink!" ................................................
Love is not measured by Hugging Kissing & sex.
It's all about Trusting Respecting & Accepting a person with open legs closed eyes & wet lips saying Push it more. ..........…

Adventures in F# - F# 101

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In some previous posts, I pointed you to a bunch of links to help get me started.  I'm still working on some more thorough examples, but this time around I'm going to walk you through the F# 101 much like I did with Spec#.  What we first need to understand is the key differences between imperative and functional programming. 
I've really enjoyed Robert Pickering's book Foundations of F# and Don Syme's Expert F# book as they both give a good overview of not only the language, but the uses.  It's a lot for some stuck in the imperative world to think about functional programming, but these books do their job well.
So, today I'd like to cover the following topics: Hello World Sample #light Functions == Values basics Hello World Example
As I like to do with most languages, I know it sounds trite, but Hello World, especially in .NET languages is interesting, especially how they translate in IL through Reflector.  F# is especially interesting in this case as i…