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The 37 Most Awkward English Fails You Can Only Find In Asia


Kate Middleton's Bizarre Behavior at Event Gets Everyone Talking

I love that this is "news." Did you know? Kate Middleton smiled and twirled her hair at a Remembrance Day ceremony Sunday. (Remembrance Day is basically England's Veterans Day, don't you know.) The royal family laid a wreath, there was a moment of silence, and the whole world gasped as Kate reached up with a gloved hand, grasped a lock of her shiny, be-curled hair, and worked its perfect spiral through her fingers. Primping, at such a solemn occasion! Well I never! But also, note to self: Buy curling iron tomorrow. Such is the power of Duchess Catherine.

But what was Kate thinking? I don't mean that as in "girl, what the hell are you thinking, twirling your hair like that?" I mean literally, what was Kate thinking about at the time? Here are our best guesses.

It's so weird not to have Prince George in my arms right now. I hardly know what to do with my hands!
I whip my hair back and forth/I whip my hair back and forth/I whip my hair back and forth …